6. Drew Carey
Shameless game tie-in: The Sims: House Party
Nothing screams rager louder than a sitcom star panhandling in the Skid Row that was The Sims: House Party. Allowing players to throw, um, house parties, Drew Carey awkwardly appears to open limo doors for guests of your party. If your party is a success, he will also congratulate you.
The whole thing tastes like a sadness sandwich you are reluctantly forced to take a bite from.