10. The Fat Guy
Video Game: Ice Hockey (1988)
Of the three types of players in the NES stable, The Fat Guy more than made up for his lack of speed and inability to win face-offs with a mighty slap shot and knock-you-into-next-week checking skills.
However, The Fat Guy really shined when he was teamed up his fellow The Fat Guys to create a super-line of The Fat Guys to check the smaller players on the other team into submission and release a barrage of mighty slapshots at the unsuspecting goalie on the other team. While the game isn't the most accurate portrayal of hockey, and The Fat Guy would likely not stand a chance against NHL 94 Roenick, for classic Nintendo fun, The Fat Guy is tough to beat.