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The 25 Thirstiest Video Game Characters of All Time

10. Duke Nukem Forever

Thirst Level: 9.15

The Holsom Twins are the SUPER thirsty antithesis to the Olsen Twins. From their provocative schoolgirl outfits to their sexually suggestive jokes and puns, the Holsom Twins make it very obvious that they want to have sex with Mr. Nukem. Unfortunately, any future sexcapades between the three are cut short, when the twins are captured by aliens that use them to breed more aliens. At least the twins look at the bright side of the situation; before they die they tell Duke about their first (and last) time having sex with an alien. Seems like the Holsom Twins had a bad case of both THIRST OVERLOAD and THIRST BLINDNESS. (Once again, we care about your well-being and hope you never have to experience either one of these.)

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