15. Dead or Alive series
Thirst Level: 7.5
Zack's thirst would probably work in his favor if he wasn't so eccentric. The outlandish clothing, the varied hair styles and colors. It took Zack three tournaments to finally find someone as eccentric as him (Niki), but it's unknown if they're even together anymore. Oh well: Maybe you could build another island for the ladies, eh, Zack?