8. Crime Fighter 2
Thirst Level: 9.5
When Crime Fighters 2 came to the United States not only did it receive a name change (it's commonly known as Vendetta here), but it also lost this group of enemies. It's understandable why: wearing nothing but leather these guys would hump nearly everything around them. The player you controlled, street lamps--these guys were nothing but humping enthusiasts. Keep your PDT (public displays of thirst) at a minimum, please.