Thirst Level: 6
The adolescent thirst is arguably the worst level of thirst there is. And poor, little Jimmy had it bad. Stealing girl's underwear, watching girls shower, making out with girls. Jimmy's thirst was so real that it would probably make our 13 year-old selves look like angels. Obviously, Jimmy needs to be in a "Thirst 101" class, and then maybe we'll see some progress.