33. Enslaved: Odyssey to the West (2010)
Final Level: "Pyramid"
Why It Sucked: It turns out the force you're trying to stop the entire game is actually capturing slaves so it can give them a better life. But that better life involves being plugged into the Matrix and ignoring the real world. it's bad, but had good intentions.
How We Would End It: Is that Jeff Goldblum? Nope, just Gollum. Maybe it would have been better with Jeff Goldblum. He shouldn't be too busy these days.