The Sorriest Excuses For Video Game Pre-Order Bonuses

8. Resident Evil 5

Pre-order Bonus: Sand Globes

To reward the hordes of gamers who pre-ordered and waited in line for Resident Evil 5, they received a beautiful sand globe (#sarcasm) poorly depicting, Chris Redfield and Sheva back to back with guns drawn.

Don't confuse this with a snow globe as none of the contents flutter around. The sand simply flops from one side to the other. Capcom figured the cuddly sand globe would offset the blood-soaked zombie slaughter and represent the game taking place in the desert. They recommend packaging it with their Marvel vs. Capcom 2 wrist brace for the perfect gift this Christmas!

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