The Sorriest Excuses For Video Game Pre-Order Bonuses

7. Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney

Pre-order Bonus: An Apollo Justice keychain.

The strange folk dressed as Japanese salarymen huddled in line waiting for the newest release of the Capcom's Ace Attorney series were given this abnormally large and deformed key-chain shaped like an arm with a pointing finger.

This was an improvement over the previous Apollo Justice bonus where gamers were treated to a different key-chain of a Phoenix Wright plush action figure. Use the odd-angled pointy key-chain to jam into your eyes when you've realized what you've become.

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