4. Being A Garage Mod MacGruber
Ban Worthy Offense: Cracking open a console like an oyster to rearrange them guts.
What's that? You made it so you can play pirated games and homebrews? You've installed so many LEDs that it looks Halloween and Christmas went yuck yuck in your console's lap? Of course Microsoft is going to find out and bounce your ass.Your account and your console now have permanet life bans. Have fun with your cracked European edition of Baynoetta, or whatever.