1. Muscle March
Publisher: Namco Bandai Games
There's no dipping your baby toe into the kaleidoscopic mind screw that is the world of Japanese gaming. You just have to jump right in and assume that a game where you're a body builder that has to get back his stolen vat of protein powder is just par for the course.
As a G stringed Olympian that vaguely resembles Tom Sellek, players use the Wii mote to follow an oiled up conga line of muscle men through broken down walls while holding a number of poses. Like we said, just roll with it, because this is as tame as it gets. There's also a playable polar bear thrown in for good measure. Muscle March had the result of you sheepishly asking your Wii if it still respected you in the morning.