Retailer: Toys 'R Us
Platforms: Xbox 360 / PlayStation 3 / Nintendo Wii
Skylanders is legal crack for kids. Toys 'R Us is having a sale on the starter packs making them somewhat gift-appropriate. Torture annoying parents you don't like by buying these for their kids and watch their lives slowly disintigrate as they have to get second mortgages and give up on their dreams of early retirement to afford their children's rampant addiction to plastic toys.