9. John Madden Football '92
Cover Star: Two Generic Football Dudes, One Of Whom Is Falling
As advanced humans in 2013, we would be unimpressed if a football game was released touting its four weather conditions, in-game injuries and a totally-existent instant replay option. But in 1991, this was enough to satiate the gaming cavemen populating the universe. When your player got hurt an ambulance came and picked him up and would knock hella dudes out of the way to carry that one guy to safety. If Buster Keaton were making this list, this would be his number-one.