4. Have A Virtual Girlfriend
Thanks to a well known Japanese simulation game Love Plus by Konami (the same folks who brought us the Metal Gear franchise), it's possible to meet and romance a virtual girl Manti T'eo style. Imagine taking your Nintendo DS to a club and having a digital hot girl back all those ones and zeros up on you to the new T.I. song. Not a good look on any level. Even so, you'll never be able to top this guy who went so far as to wife his virtual snookums.