6. Duke Nukem
Game: Duke Nukem
Who'd Appreciate It?: Probably anyone with lady parts. Duke told us to put that there.
To hear him tell it, Duke is one of the greatest, most handsome saviors the world has ever seen. We got a little taste of that in Duke Nukem Forever, and how narcississtic the man can be, from way back in the Duke Nukem 3D days. But take it form us, he fills out those tight blue jeans in ways we rather enjoy. It's probably from running back and forth to sign autographs, wouldn't you say?