10 Signs Your Girlfriend is a Fake Gamer

Not every video game has an eponymous protagonist, but for some reason people seem to think they do. Just like it’s fair to assume anyone who refers to Captain Ahab as Moby Dick hasn’t read the book, it’s safe to assume that anyone who claims Metroid is an awesome bounty hunter or that Zelda’s green tunic looks nice probably hasn’t played the games.

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