This is why the magic voice at the airport is always telling you not to let your bag out of your sights. Now we know that applies double if you've got a half-tame bird with a taste for flesh inside. Just thinkâ€”all this tragedy could have been averted if Banjo hadn't been so drunk he grabbed some kid's backpack. What was Banjo doing around a school, anyway? He's not supposed to be within 500 feet of one.
Yeah, maybe we're reading too much into this.