Skyrim's "Dawnguard" expansion has turned players of the console versions into hovering, blood-sucking Vampire Lords, but so far PC players haven't received the same treatment. And Bethesda hasn't announced anything—besides that they haven't announced anything.
"We have not announced Dawnguard for any other platform, nor given a timeline for any such news," Bethesda's Pete Hines tweeted yesterday. "If we have news, I promise I'd tell you."
He followed that up with, "I was simply stating that expecting/demanding something today is unfounded. Not that news is never coming."
So the question is when, and (probably) not "if." Wonder what's taking them so long to bring "Dawnguard" to the PC? What do you think? Ironing out some bugs? Just making us wait to watch us squirm? Tell us your theories in the comments or on Twitter.