We always knew that creepy old hermit was a shady bastard. Where did he get that sword? Why the hell would he just give it away? Why is he living in that cave when there are perfectly good temples all over Hyrule?
It turns out he's as sleazy as a used horse salesman. And he's played by Parks and Recreation's Ben Schwartz, aka the smooth-talking Jean Ralphio. Watch Dorkly's latest and leave a comment below or on Twitter.