Video: Bowser Gets no Awards for Father of the Year

So Bowser is like, the worst father ever. But why is he British?

Eh, it doesn't really matter. This is the past where we insert some joke about how our fathers were bad, but not this bad. We'll just let you fill it in for yourselves, though. We're sure that you can all relate.

Sort of paints Mario in a different light, though, doesn't it? Thankfully, even by the end, Bowser is still the bigger asshole, so we don't need to feel abd about all the times we stomped his silly turtle ass.

So child labor, huh? Leave a comment below or on Twitter.

Tags: mario, super-mario-bros-3, bowser, dorkly, super-mario-world
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