39. Candy Suxxx
Game: Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
Why not Misty from GTA III? Why not Mercedes from Vice City? Why not that crazy Colombian chick from GTA III and San Andreas? Why not anyone from GTA IV?! We'll tell you why. It's because Candy Suxxx is the perfect GTA girl: a redheaded porn star who wears an American flag bikini the whole game. Gratuitous flesh, coutesy of Rockstar. It'd be un-American not to pick her! Commies.