Platform: Arcade, Atari 7800, Intellivision, Commodore 64
*Prepares for the flames* Bring it. Mario is awesome, but he's also a huge stereotype. Big funny mustache, plumber, short and fat, likes money, and he jumps on "Goombas". Not to mention the fact that Donkey Kong kidnapping the princess smacks of some ol' Joseph Conrad-type shit. Just because it was in a movie doesn't make it okay!