Okay, before some of you Dan lovers out there get your pink gi in a bunch, hear us out. We know Dan can be effective in the right player’s hands. But here’s the thing, those players are playing against Dan’s true purpose, which has always been as a joke character. Capcom created the guy to mock SNK’s blatant rip-off of its own characters, for crying out loud. We mean, look at him! He’s wearing a breast cancer awareness colored gi and his fireball doesn’t even leave his hand, he’s so weak. Dan Hibiki, you suck!