Look More Important Than You Really Are
Groupies don’t do research, they just take what they are given. By maintaining a popular appearance on the internet, groupies will flock your inbox. Attempt to gain more friends, followers, stalkers, or threats on your life. Nothing is more sexy than hearing, “Yeah, I just had to file 120 restraining orders”. Descriptions such as “Video Game Personality” or “indie game dev”, will do. So what if it’s not true, it’s a game after all.