26. Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots (2008)
Final Level: Outer Haven Missile Hangar
Why It Sucked: We don't mind a complex story, but MGS 4 is honestly ridiculous. It feels like Kojima just wanted to play a joke on everyone who loved Metal Gear Solid 3. And the final series of cutscenes—which clock in at about an hour—are the punch line. The fist fight with Liquid was actually pretty tight, but it just had to end with a movie-length cinematic, didn't it?
How We Would End It: We'd be hard-pressed to even explain what was going on during this train wreck, much less figure out how to fix it.