13. Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty (2001)
Final Level: Federal Hall
Why It Sucked: The ending of every Metal Gear Solid game is pretty terrible when you really think about it, but Sons of Liberty stands out to us as the most nonsensical of the bunch. It's something about the President being your dad and he has tentacles and someone wants to blow something up.
How We Would End It: Hideo Kojima is not a genius. He needs someone to keep his insane bullshit in check, and nowhere is this more apparent than in MGS 2. That said, we have no idea how to fix this train wreck.