33. Enslaved: Odyssey to the West (2010)
Final Level: Pyramid
Why It Sucked: It turns out the force you're trying to stop the entire game is actually capturing slaves so it can give them a better life. But that better life involves being plugged into the Matrix and ignoring the real world. So it's bad. But it had good intentions. But it should be destroyed anyway.
How We Would End It: Is that Jeff Goldblum? Nope, just Gollum. Maybe it would have been better with Jeff Goldblum.