The 10 Most Random Ways To Heal Yourself In Games
By Alan Danzis, Larry Frum | Feb 10, 2012 | 11:22 am | Permalink
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If a real soldier gets injured in combat he may be able to patch it up, but in all likelihood he's getting dragged out and fast tracked to a hospital.
In video games, it's a lot easier. In most games you can duck behind cover for a few seconds and you're good to go. Recovering health by ducking behind cover was popularized by shooters like Call of Duty, and has spread to third-person franchises like the Uncharted and Mass Effect. But ducking for a hot second isn't even the most illogical way to heal yourself. Here's 10 other nonsensical cures for what ails you.
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Anonymous February 10th, 2012 at 11:29 AM
The person who wrote this guide obviously doesn't know their games. "It's also the thing that keeps Zelda alive; and the more hearts, the better he feels." Are you fucking retarded?
Jon Broyles February 10th, 2012 at 11:32 AM
No Grand Theft Auto? Park in a garage...
JGallo02 February 10th, 2012 at 11:38 AM
What about The Getaway's "stand by a wall"?? That's obviously the most random (even more so than sucking electricity).
Rob Pachasa February 10th, 2012 at 12:45 PM
Yes, God Of War started the orbs thing. Not Altered Beast, or Onimusha. So this guy has only played games for the last year?
Jonze420 February 10th, 2012 at 01:32 PM
Dude, Mario... Run around eating mushrooms and fire flowers..lol...
Saucier February 10th, 2012 at 01:41 PM
WEAK SAUCE. Also, your gallery view is fucked.