We all know it’s good to send bitches smiley faces, bitches love smiley faces. However, sometimes it can take a little more than expressive punctuation to win a woman’s heart. Odds are though; you spend far too much time playing video games and lack the social skills necessary to be a cool ladykiller.
Thankfully the video game industry has got your back and has slowly been releasing games that will help groom you into a veritable babe magnet. We can’t guarantee that playing all these games will suddenly transform you from a repugnant slob to a man about town, but considering your current state it probably won’t hurt to try.