10 Things In Games That Lasted Longer Than Kim Kardashian's Marriage
By Michael Rougeau | Nov 2, 2011 | 9:57 am | Permalink
10 Things in Games That Lasted Longer Than Kim Kardashian's Marriage
Kardashian fans the world over let out a collective gasp yesterday when newlywed Kim K. announced that her short, short marriage would be coming to an end. Around the same time, the few remaining rational people in the universe facepalmed so hard as to leave a bruise.
Kardashian's marriage lasted a scant 72 days, which, even in today's world of gratuitously venerated irresponsibility, has got to be below the national average. What makes it even worse is that both Kardashian and her soon-to-be-ex Kris Humphries will probably make millions from their divorce, just like they did on their multi-million dollar wedding day.
To make ourselves feel better, we've compiled a list of things in video games that lasted longer than that sham of an affair. Wallow in it, friends.
SaMo0204 November 2nd, 2011 at 11:25 AM
I'm dying..... I can't stop LOL. BTW my first-gen 360 lasted for almost 3 yr.... before the red ring kill it.
brandon November 2nd, 2011 at 06:04 PM
umm... in Fable 2 there was a 10-year time-skip. Then again, they did warn us about it and you got to play intervals within that time-skip, but still. That's, what, 40 Kim Kardashian marriages?