Get At Me, Dog
Back and forth I hack and slash my way through Ardenburgh, smiting Corrupted Knights, Deathbound Thralls--whatever those are--and even less identifiable abominations.There is a fountain in the town’s center where an Amazonian elf and a tough-as-brimstone dwarf dole out orders to me and to other players. The prevalence of war-trained warthogs and tigers speaks to the popularity of the beasthandler class, a type of character with Dog Whisperer skills. We need all the help we can get, sure, but beasthandlers are the Michael Vicks of the MMO world. I’ll go ahead and fight my own fights, if it’s all the same to you.