49. Popful Mail (1994)
No such list would be complete without at least one entry from a Working Designs title, full motion or text. The Victor Ireland-fronted publisher is credited for bringing a number of niche titles on various platforms to the States as far back as 1989. The company was also known for taking creative liberties with certain aspects of their RPG scripts. Something from the Lunar series would have been the obvious inclusion and there are enough dramatic scenes in this list anyway. Instead we've chosen something much funnier and you'd be hard-pressed to find something that beats self-decapitation.