The 25 Jobs Mario Hasn't Done Yet

Fisherman

Mario's been fishing before in Mario Party mini-games, but that's not quite what we have in mind this time. The prodigious plumber would be better off embarking on a Moby Dick-style, epic chase to hunt down the most elusive prey of all - the giant blooper.

He could always try his hand at crab fishing, though we're not sure how long he'd last. Even if he could stay awake for a whole shift (he usually starts to snooze within two minutes of us putting the controller down), the crews of the crab fishing vessels on TV go through more drama than the crews on Jersey Shore.

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