5. Mortal Kombat

Release Date: April 19
Platforms: 360/PS3

Did you see us pull out that guy’s spine? We totally pulled out that guy’s spine. Gamers deserve to have a good Mortal Kombat game, and thankfully, NetherRealm Studios delivered in spades. Forget all that Street Fighter stuff, Mortal Kombat is the best way to kick the crap out of your friends. Pro tip: Babalities are even more humiliating. HAHAHAHA YOU'RE A BABY AND YOU GOT MURDERED BY ANOTHER BABY.

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