The Charlie Sheen thing is almost over, right? Tour or no tour, you'll be tired of him in a couple of days. His Twitter feed will eventually become an abandoned amusement park littered with trash, and you'll be able to go online without having tiger blood or #biwinning thrown in your face as soon as a page loads.

But until then, we'll shamelessly use him as a real-life embodiment of some legendary game characters.  We've had clinically insane heroes and villains ever since pixels started to resemble human beings. We gave them a pass at the time because we didn't know any better; of course, now we realize that these nine characters would all be Twitter whores, because only crazy people are THAT rampant with useless tweets. And since Twitter is the best window into a person’s soul, here's how their timelines might look...

By Ryan Woo