14. Alyssa Milano as Marian Delario
Movie: Double Dragon (1994)
Likeness Factor: 8 (bit)%
Complex Says: Yes, after Who's The Boss? and long before she became such a baseball...fan, a young (but still legal!) Alyssa joined Scott Wolf (!) and Iron Chef Americ's Mark Dacascos (!!) in the weirdest adaptation of a beat-'em-up evar. While you can't expect to her to look like the tiny pixellated damsel in distress from the original game, we have to give extra points for the Punky Brewster x Special K from Breakin' "ain't I a STINKA?" street urchin aesthetic. Bonkers.