XXXbox 360: A History of Porn Stars in Video Games

XXXbox 360: A History of Porn Stars in Video Games

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As huge fans of neither Japanese adult videos or import Japanese video games, we were overjoyed to hear that popular AV actress Rio is in the running to be cast in the newest installment of Sega's Yakuza game series Ryu Ga Gotoku. It wouldn't be the first time that a carnally-focused performer has shifted their attention from pickles to pixel—video games are usually more permissive than mainstream television or movies as far as being amenable to skin queens (or kings, as the case may sometimes be). To celebrate Rio's almost-achievement, we pulled together a septet of porn stars who worked their magic in a video game or two. Now pick up them sticks and get slaying!

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SUNRISE ADAMS
Game: Backyard Wrestling 2
Character: Herself! Except instead of having rough sex for money, she kicks your ass for the fun of it.
Most Recent Adult Title: Virtual Vivid Girl: Sunrise Adams. We're glad that came out, so we didn't have to mention her last movie, Slit Happens. Oops, we just did!

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JENNA JAMESON
Game: GTA: Vice City, Tony Hawk Pro Skater 4
Character: Pornstar Candy Suxxx and an unlockable skater named Daisy, respectively. Did we really need that "respectively" in there?
Most Recent Adult Title: Being Jenna. Apparently, doing girls-only titles is a convenient sidestep around that whole "I'm retiring from porn!" thing.

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RON JEREMY (sorry, sorry!)
Game: Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude
Character: A fairy who gives Larry tips and advice. Tip #1: Don't trust a fairy with a nine-inch cock.
Most Recent Adult Title: Gloryhole Confessions. Seriously? Gross.

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KIM KARDASHIAN
Game: Facebreaker
Character: Herself! She'll take shots to the face if you play your cards right.
Most Recent Adult Title: Kim Kardashian, Superstar. Don't blame us, we're not the ones who let a munchkin film us giving dome!

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TERA PATRICK
Game: Saints Row 2, Backyard Wrestling 2
Character: An microbiologist named, uh, Tera Patrick in the downloadable mission "Ultor Exposed" and herself as a roof-diving wrasslin' dynamo.
Most Recent Adult Title: Sex In Dangerous Places. Like Even Seinfeld's house? That dude'll cut ya.

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GINGER LYNN ALLEN
Game: Wing Commander II and Wing Commander Prophecy
Character: Chief Technician Rachel Coriolis
Most Recent Adult Title: Three releases this year--at the age of 46!--including Cougar Club 2, White Mommas, and When Ginger Met Nina. Hopefully, her going rate includes a senior discount.

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RIO (nee TINA YUZUKI)
Game: The latest game in the Ryu Ga Gotoku Yakuza franchise
Character: A cabaret hostess, from the sound of things (fingers crossed!)
Most Recent Adult Title: The inexplicably titled Maison S1 Hotel Annex, Come For Shiofuki And Orgies.

Tags: jenna-jameson, tera-patrick, video-games
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