of worrying about like, bombing and shitlike that, why don't you worry about
making more bathrooms and stuff like that so people have more time to get ready.As you can see here
we clearly have the newgrape fire. The suede was actually made
from a penguin's kneecap. This side wasused as a shield in Madagascar 7. The air
pocket is oxygen stored from Mars. So youdon't want to breathe this in because it's
very toxic unless you're from Mars. Withthe gel at the bottom neutralizes that
with a cool calm base of neutral. Clear isneutral. Okay folks, you want to keep
everything neutral right? Or no? - Yes. Mmm.- My little pupster is in the building
today. How do you feel about being asuperstar. Awe Jody, you're just the
cutest. I just wanna jump through thatscreen and grab you right now. I'm sure
everybody else does too. Everybody lovesJody Husky. He's just Olympic. Olympic
dog.I think you need another snack. I'm gonna
fly over there. I'll see you soon alright.Sometimes I tear up. Just the thought of
Jody Husky makes a grown man cry. - You promised us English muffins. - Ah, you just soaked my face.- Tired of never being able to reach those
cereal boxes on top of the refrigerator?Are you sick of being taunted like a short
fat kid? Well, now it's your turn to betreated like a tall fat kid. Introducing,
X-stendoos! Wanna dunk like an NBAsuperstar? X-stendoos! Need to walk
through a pit of snakes withoutjeopardizing those precious private parts.
X-stendoos! Feel like doing the limboevery time you walk through a doorway?
X-stendoos! Supplies are limited, so applynow! Side effects include nausea,
vomiting, rectal bleeding and asthma. Forthose not used to breathing in high
climates, please consult a physician ifyou experience belly button discharge,
heavy discomfort or your erection lasts longer than five hours. - Mutumbo came out with them.- Then you put them on your
legs and extend them up?- They're from knee to foot. Put the foot
inside the knee and extend it three feet.Mutumbo came out with them. They make them
in different colors now. So you have black or white.- And then you got X-stendoo guards that
look like it's really sweatpants, but it's an extra three feet of sweatpants. - X-stendoos cost, what? - Three pants for $39.99. - X-stendoo pants are like 4700 dollars. - X-stendoos are like 4700. - X-stendoo...- That's like 3 payments of 4700. That's
like 15 grand. 3 payments of 4700. That's like 15 grand.- Yeah. Yeah. So if you got X-stendoo
guards you pretty much are in the game. Mutumbo! - Hey, hey! Show's over.
In Complex TV's second episode of "RiFF RAFF Realm" our esteemed host keeps it funky and fresh for the holiday season.