the C list. Mixology is all the rage.People make beer cocktails. They rim
glasses and use things like expensivestyles and champagnes. But we're complex
TV, so enough with your bugi-bullshit.Here are five cocktails we made using
forty ounces of malt liquor. Andingredients you can buy at the bodega.
Number five, the brass monkey. If youhaven't guessed it already. You're no fan
of Malt liquor and you're definitely not afan of the Beastie Boys. It's one part
Orange juice and two parts Malt Liquor. Ifit was good enough for MCA, it's good
enough for me. Number four, the Go fuckyourself shandy. Now you know how those
fancy mixologists like to mix beer withginger ale and call it a shandy like their
chilling in fucking cape cod. Well, thisone is one part ginger ale and one part
Malt Liquor. Go fuck yourself. Numberthree, the broken cherry limeade, this one
is one part cherry limeade and two partsmalt liquor. The beautiful part of this
cocktail is that the malt liquor makes thecherry limeade actually not taste like
shit. Number two the Monkey Shines. Thisone is half orange juice, half part ginger
ale and two parts malt liquor. There'sliterally no thought to this. Orange juice
goes so well with a forty and so doesginger ale. Combine all three and you're
doing good work. And number one, TheIrregular Heartbeat. This one is one part
Red Bull and two parts malt liquor. Doyourself a favor and drink this one in
screaming distance of a hospital. Or atleast around a defibrillator. So there you
have it. The five malt liquor cocktails.Next time that you're low on cash. Low on
time. But you're still trying to getfucked up. Give them a try. But don't try
all of them in one sitting. Matter offact. Fuck it. Do it. I'm Dariany Santana
for Complex TV, pour it up.
Watch the lovely Dariany Santana show you how to turn a cheap 40 oz. into a surprisingly delicious libation.