T. Boone Pickens Owns Drake
On a random Wednesday morning, the artist formally known as Wheelchair Jimmy tweeted, "The first million is the hardest." Oh, you poor, poor, wealthy entertainer. Everyone's heart aches for you. Thankfully, the energy tycoon T. Boone Pickens spotted the tweet and decided to replay with, "The first billion is a helluva lot harder." Drake, realizing there was no advance big enough to get him to top that, admitted defeat and replied, "@boonepickens just stunted on me heavy." Meanwhile, I'm realizing that in this fight, I don't care about Richie Rich or Scrooge McDuck unless they're planning to help me get Sallie Mae off my back.