The Craziest Internet Theories This Year

Justin Bieber is a scion of the Illuminati.

Oh, you like that cute owl tattoo? Sorry, bro, that's an Illuminati symbol. Many celebrities (and pretty much every remotely famous rapper) have been accused of being involved in the Illuminati, but the "evidence" gathered against Bieber is some our favorite NWO theorizing. Uproxx tells us that this sweet owl is actually "Owl of Moloch, which can also be seen on the dollar bill and was a god worshipped by the Phoenicians and Canaanites that had associations with a particular kind of child sacrifice by parents." You're not buying it? Well, wait until you hear the rest of our evidence including the fact that "Bieber" is a German name, and dogs don't like the Bieb.

Or maybe it's just board, introverted teen conspiracy bloggers don't like Justin Bieber.

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