What They're Watching On Netflix
There was a time when sitting in bed watching television all day was something you wouldn't even admit to your closest friends. Now it is a badge of honor. Over Memorial Day, a time usually reserved for basking in the rays of one of the year's first truly nice weekends and playing volleyball weighed down by potato salad, the Internet turned into an horde of Arrested Development quoting zombies. Look, we aren't your high school gym teacher, so we aren't going to tell you to turn off that TV after two straight days marathoning the Golden Girls. We would just a appreciate it if you would spare us the updates as you work your way through five seasons of television over the course of one Saturday.