13. Chastising You For Your Language
Mom and Dad never get used to their baby boy using curse words. When they see you putting foul language out there on the Internet for your peers and future employers to see, they go into a state of shock. We imagine that in the not-too-distant future someone will invent a device that will reach through the Internet and wash your mouth out with soap or grab you by the ear when you post a bad word on a public forum. Until that day comes, parents are going to have to settle with leaving disappointed comments on your wall that totally ruin the badass vibe you were going for by cursing in the first place. There goes that bad boy image you worked so hard to cultivate by wearing your hat backwards and investing in those super dark sunglasses.