The Thirsty Comment
There are some levels of ratchetness that can only be reached by leaving a thirsty comment on a person's Facebook wall. These include, but are not limited to: "you're hot," "omg, can you please text me," "hey, are you there, I'd love to go out with you." No, hell no. If this should happen to you, there's a permanent solution. Hit the unfriend button.