10 Emojis to Send While Sexting

Eggplant

Yes, it looks like a dick. There are a number of vegetable-emojis-that-look-like-dick choices for you to pick from on the vast emoji keyboard, but this one takes the carrot cake. Though the carrot, the corn cob, and the "roasted sweet potato" are all somewhat phallic, this one looks most like a dick.

See, there we go again, doing all of the hard work for you. You're welcome.

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