Facebook Opens to Everybody
As we've said before, a lot of people pine for the days when Facebook was a " lawless community of college kids posting images of keg stands and friends with dong pics crudely drawn onto their cheeks after they passed out." Back then you didn't have to worry about your mother, father, aunt, uncle, or grandmother seeing all the dumb shit you were doing while you were away at college. But then Facebook realized the only way to turn into a billion-dollar property was to get everybody and opened its doors to the masses. It was then that Facebook died for a large number of people who didn't want to post photos of their kids. Pour some liquor out.