A Fool Proof Guide to Tweeting Under the Influence

Never Drunk Tweet What You're Eating

There is no hotter mess than the 3 p.m. drunk at a fast food restaurant. These are the people that think it's normal to sit down in Taco Bell in the middle of the night like they're in a five-star restaurant. However, I do want to thank you on behalf of anyone else who is there at the time, you probably provided them with enough jokes for a week.

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