Most parents only send text messages to their children to inquire about their well being. You know, to make sure they're eating properly, not doing unquestionable things for money, and haven't wound up a hostage of a drug cartel. Other parents, on the other hand, text their children all sorts of wild shit whether on their own volition or out of digital ineptitude. Regardless of the reason, they're almost always funny.
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