The Email Thread Police
Most Likely To Appear: When debating why "bitches love Sosa"
Email threads oftentimes get out of control. But, to be fair, that's what makes them mildly entertaining. And, when things get too cray, we can always count on the authoritative figure to pop up and restore order. Like clockwork, when the email thread deviates into a forum of ratchetness and irreparable slander, there's always that one person who brings us back to our original point of discussion. What a buzzkill.