How To Get Blocked by Your Favorite Celebrities on Twitter

Ain't No Such Thing As Halfway Insults

Remember, you are not trying to make friends here. You are not trying to deliver one of those insults that makes the person on the other end laugh at your clevernessyou are trying to make this person so mad that they throw their iPad into their indoor infinity pool. We all can't be @JennyJohnsonHiFive and make Chris Brown quit Twitter outrightbut we can dream.

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